I'm Linda: a 19-year-old hobbit, burglar and adventurer. Also a biology student and dancer. I cry because of television, Lord of the Rings, ASOIAF and flawless ladies.
#this is a prime example of how the springtime severely affects these magnificently hipster creatures #usually dwellers of dark side alley bookstores and thrift stores #these creatures usually never see light except when attending music festivals or when acting in obscure plays #here these strange beings have claimed this rock as their own #the wild ginger hipster #also known as a karen #perches atop the rock as to alert others around that this is now a hipster territory #the alpha hipster aka the gangly giraffe hipster also known as a ‘matt’ #stands atop the rock guarding his mate the karen #the sweater hipster is also known as the arthur and is renowned for wearing strange sweaters#hence the name #the arthur stands the other side of the rock as the alpha male as not to start any fights over the only female in their tribe the karen #the arthur is also marking his territory with classically hipster blue converse which would rid any mainstreamer from their path #nature #it’s amazing isn’t it
2012: the year of the archers ⇢
